GO THE F*CK TO BED SPRAY
Because rest is not a suggestion—it’s a requirement.
GO THE F*CK TO BED SPRAY is a bold, no-nonsense aromatherapy mist designed to help quiet the mind, soften the nervous system, and signal one clear message to your body: it’s time to shut it down.
Crafted with an intentionally layered blend of citrus, floral, herbal, and grounding essential oils, this spray works with your senses—not against them—to create a calm, sleep-ready environment.
Why it works
Aromatherapy in action:
Inhaling calming essential oils stimulates the olfactory system, which communicates directly with the brain’s emotional and relaxation centers—helping trigger a natural calming response.
Stress reduction:
The balanced aroma helps ease tension, mental overload, and anxious energy that keeps you awake long after your body is tired.
Mind + body calm:
This blend supports relaxation by helping your nervous system shift out of “go mode” and into rest mode, making it easier to drift into sleep.
A bedtime ritual that sticks:
Using this spray nightly creates a powerful sensory cue—training your body to recognize when it’s time to rest, slow down, and sleep deeper.
What’s inside
Each bottle contains a thoughtfully curated combination of essential oils including:
Orange, Tangerine, Lavender, Roman Chamomile, Ylang-Ylang, Clary Sage, Rose, Cedarwood, Palmarosa, Lemongrass, Rosemary, Eucalyptus, Peppermint, Black Pepper, Himalaya, blended into a witch hazel base.
The result? A scent that’s calming, grounding, slightly herbal, softly floral, and deeply comforting—never flat, never boring.
Directions
Spray generously onto your pillow or the outside of your sleep mask at bedtime. Take a few slow breaths.
Let the day go. Go the f*ck to bed.
⚠️ UNIVERSAL MASTER WARNING
For external use only.
Avoid contact with eyes, mouth, and sensitive areas. Do not apply to broken or irritated skin. Patch test prior to use. Discontinue use if irritation occurs. Not recommended for pregnant or nursing individuals without professional guidance.
Pet Safety:
Use with caution around all pets. Do not spray directly on animals. Allow sprayed areas to dry completely before pets return. Keep bottles out of reach of children and pets.
Cat-Specific Caution:
Cats are highly sensitive to essential oils. Do not spray directly on cats or in areas where cats sleep, hide, or rest. Ensure good ventilation and consider designated human-only spaces for spray use.
Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight.
GO THE F*CK TO BED
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Thanks for shopping at T's Wicked Wonders. If you are not entirely satisfied with your purchase, we're here to help. Our policy lasts 14 days. If 14 days have gone by since your purchase, unfortunately we can’t offer you a refund, exchange or a store credit.
To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused and in the same condition that you received it. It must also be in the original packaging.
Several types of goods are exempt from being returned. Perishable goods such as food, flowers, newspapers or magazines cannot be returned. We also do not accept products that are intimate or sanitary goods, hazardous materials, or flammable liquids or gases.
Additional non-returnable items:
* Gift cards
* Downloadable software products
* Health and personal care items
* Prepaid cards
* Subscriptions
* Customized or homemade products
* Tarot, oracle and card decks
To complete your return, we require a receipt or proof of purchase and a return form. Please do not send your purchase back to the manufacturer.
There are certain situations where only partial refunds are granted: (if applicable)
* Book with obvious signs of use
* CD, DVD, VHS tape, software, video game, cassette tape, or vinyl record that has been opened.
* Any item not in its original condition, is damaged or missing parts for reasons not due to our error.
* Any item that is returned more than 14 days after delivery
Refunds (if applicable)
Once your return is received and inspected, we will send you an email to notify you that we have received your returned item. We will also notify you of the approval or rejection of your refund. If you are approved, then your refund will be processed, and a credit will automatically be applied to your credit card or original method of payment, within a certain amount of days.
Late or missing refunds (if applicable)
If you haven’t received a refund yet, first check your bank account again. Then contact your credit card company, it may take some time before your refund is officially posted. Next contact your bank. There is often some processing time before a refund is posted. If you’ve done all of this and you still have not received your refund yet, please contact us at TswickedWonders@gmail.com.
Sale items (if applicable)
Only regular priced items may be refunded, unfortunately sale items cannot be refunded.
*All items are sale items online unless noted in item description.
Exchanges (if applicable)
We only replace or give a store credit to items if they are defective or damaged. If you need a store credit for your purchase, send us an email at TswickedWonders@gmail.com and we will send you further shipping instructions. If you need to exchange it for the same item, send us an email at TswickedWonders@gmail.com and put EXCHANGE in subject line.
Gifts
If the item was marked as a gift when purchased and shipped directly to you, you’ll receive a gift credit for the value of your return. Once the returned item is received, a gift certificate or card will be mailed to you.
If the item wasn’t marked as a gift when purchased, or the gift giver had the order shipped to themselves to give to you later, we will send a refund to the gift giver and they will be notified about your return.
Shipping
You will be responsible for paying for your own shipping costs for returning your item. Shipping costs are non-refundable. If you receive a refund, the cost of return shipping will be deducted from your refund.
*Please note: 5% restocking fee will be charged for all returns in excess of $50.00
Depending on where you live, the time it may take for your exchanged product to reach you, may vary. If you are shipping an item over $75, you should consider using a trackable shipping service or purchasing shipping insurance. We don’t guarantee that we will receive your returned item.
