Color the things you can't say with this laugh out loud funny irreverent coloring book.

Calm the F*ck Down includes:
21 single sided adult coloring pages
2 color test pages
Irreverent illustrations are moderate to complex in detail
Coloring images include beautiful abstract doodles, animals, people and fairies.

Each illustration has its own sassy quip like
"Home is where the vodka is",
"Suck it up buttercup" and
"Dance like no one attractive is watching",
and many more humorous and subversive sayings.

CONTAINS SOME ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.